Monday, December 26, 2011

My Memories software discount coupon

$10 discount on the purchase of the MyMemories Suite V3 scrapbook software,use this code STMMMS95109
(please copy and paste the code to use it)

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Painted elements

While working on my vampire diaries kit I made a few painted elements such as flowers and birds.They are all available here for CU use

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Why oh Why?

My friend sent me this via email,I had to share it is so true LOL



Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is already not enough money?

Why does someone

believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,

why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses

are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine



Tuesday, December 20, 2011

If I Didn't Have A Dog...Or Cat......

If I Didn't Have A Dog...Or Cat......

I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety. 

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and 

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would 
be hair-free. 

When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn't sound 
like a kennel. 

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without 
wading through all the fuzzy bodies who beat me there. 

I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted, 
without having to take into consideration how much 
space several fur bodies need to get comfortable. 

I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on 
a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, 
as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college. 

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: 

"out," "sit,"
 "down", "come," "no," "stay," 
and "leave it ALONE. 

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates and makeshift barriers.

I would not talk 'baby talk'.  'Eat your din din'.  'Yummy 
yummy for the

My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere. 

My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats 
and an extra

I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, 
W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E,
And C-O-O-K-I-E.
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as 

I would not look strangely at people who think having 
ONE dog/cat ties them down too much. 

I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead 
of dreading them as 'mud' season. 

I would not have to answer the question: 'Why do you 
have so many animals?' from
 people who will never know the joy of being loved unconditionally by the closest thing 
to an angel they will ever encounter

How EMPTY my life would be!!!

Monday, December 19, 2011

CU Calender templates by Mandog Scraps

There are 12 months of 2012 calendar templates for your design needs

In PSD format amd left unmerged in individual layers so you can easily change fonts or resize to suit your needs

A4/Letter Size with a slightly larger border on top for printing and binding edge

Commercial use OK no credit required
In store now at ScrappinNaturally

mandogscraps_calendar2012.jpg  mandogscraps_2012_calendar_A4_eg.jpg


Friday, December 16, 2011

Weathered Christmas kit

Amelia and I have made this huge vintage themed christmas kit called Weathered christmas.It has 156 elements,13 frames and 39 papers and is available here and here

Carol's Layouts

Sherry's page
Joyce's page

Now in Scrappin Naturally

We are pleased to announce that our kits will now be available at Scrappin Naturally.See all our products here

Thursday, December 15, 2011

New in store:It's my party and African Photograph pack

Today I have two new products in store.The first is a birthday kit called "It's my party" available for $2.50
only at Scrapping naturally 

 I also have a set of African photos for use in wallpapers,kits,school projects etc.Available here

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Heartfelt perfections-Free gifts with purchases

 free Gifts with purchases

Christmas Goodies Grab Bag
Christmas Goodies Grab Bag

Free Gift with $1.00Purchase.
Happy Holidays Cliparts
Happy Holidays Cliparts

Free Gift with $2.00Purchase.


Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland a place of magic,snow and winged Bears.Available here and here and here

Luisa's Layout
Lenie's page
Lisa's Layout